Yesterday I told you about dragging-out my totally 90’s workout videos and how they were so much harder than I remembered. Granted, I was 18 the last time I did them — but still.
Thanks to all of you who have emailed me today checking to make sure I was still alive after yesterday’s workout.
Just so you know, my fingers are about the only part of my body that doesn’t hurt.
I rolled over in bed this morning, and blasts of white hot pain shot through my abs, butt, and shoulders. Holy cow that hurt! So I just laid there for a long time, wondering what the total damage on the ol’ bod was going to be once I stood up.
Let me tell you … it was not pretty my friends. I literally yelped as I went from a seated to standing position. I swear I hurt in places I have never hurt before.
Why on earth do my armpits hurt? The last time I felt pain like this was after I attended my first and only kickboxing class. How was I going to be able to get through the day like this?
Once out of bed, the pups needed to go out. Which meant I would have to descend eight steps to the back door. Eight. Steps. With each step, a small shriek escaped from my mouth … which woke the unnamed child.
“What’s wrong with the dog? Why is she making that screaming noise?” she asked.
I grounded her.
Then I stood there a long time before approaching this diabolical invention called stairs. I asked if the child could bring me a towel that I could lay on so she could drag me up. She declined.
After climbing my Everest, I hobbled over to the couch, determined not to move for the remainder of the day — I seriously considered calling Topher and having him bring home doggie diapers just so I wouldn’t have to conquer the stairs again (he had meetings or I swear I would have).
Unbelievable, but the pain intensified throughout the day. I literally drank as little fluid as possible just so I wouldn’t have to squat down to go to the bathroom (TMI … I know, but we’re all friends here).
Unfortunately, I forgot we had no groceries in the house, and the child that wishes to remain anonymous said it was child abuse making her starve to death, so I was forced to get dressed and go to the store.
Raising my arms over my head to get my shirt on simply made me want to die (just so you know, I am sleeping in this shirt).
Once we got to Target my lovely teenager appallingly turned to me and said, “People are staring at you!” I asked why. She said “You’re Frankensteining around the store. You look like Sloth off of the Goonies!”.
Wow, just when I thought my day couldn’t get any worse I am being compared to a one of the most terrifyingly lovable characters from my past. And I have to admit, I took a little pride in the fact that my teen can recite the characters from that movie — and I was a little tempted to start yelling “Baby Ruth” across the store — but that circles back to that unfit parenting accusation she already threw my direction…
The topper of the day came when I felt a sneeze coming on. Oh no! This could kill me! I tried to make it go away, but alas I couldn’t. I tried to think back to directions I received after giving birth on how to protect my tummy muscles during recovery, but as I scrambled for a pillow to hold to my stomach, the sneeze struck, and I swear I lost consciousness for a few seconds.
As I’ve mentioned previously, my brother and sister-in-law are having their first baby in a month (a niece, I’m so excited!).
They brought over an antique dresser to redo for them that had apparently survived at least one well-loved life.
Before:
Their nursery is grey with pink and white bedding and decor (I will try to get some pics for you), so I painted this dresser with white paint. I had to use some primer and quite a few coats of paint since there was some pink marker on the top that kept bleeding through.
Once the entire piece was dry, Topher taped-off the stripes down the front using Frog Tape. I then painted on the pink stripes (there were are few spots where it bled under, and I had to correct it).
After it was all dry I distressed the edges of the entire piece and lightly sanded down the front to give it a more aged look. I coated it in several coats of AS clear wax.
I was super happy with the way it turned out. I think this is one of my favorite pieces so far. They intend to lay a changing pad over the top and use it for Baby B’s changing table.
After:
Pink Striped Antique Dresser
Make sure you head over to see my Pink Harlequin Side Table!
Patti-Ann says
It is precious. Did you do the lampshade also?
Shanna says
Thanks Patti-Ann! Yes I did make the lamp shade. I made it out of an old drop cloth!
cassie says
so cute! i did a few striped pieces a few years ago and haven’t done any since…. i need to do it again. love these sweet candy pink stripes!
Shanna says
Thank you Cassie! Love your blog!
Lori @Vintage Charm Restored says
Love it!!! What a fun piece and one she’ll cherish forever!!
Shanna says
Thank you Lori!
Amy @ StowandTellU says
Love, love, love it! Just gorgeous! Hope you feel better soon
Shanna says
Thanks Amy! I can actually walk without wimpering today!
Andrea says
We can’t thank you enough for doing this for us!!! It’s so beautiful. Her room shall forever be pink. 😉
Shanna says
It was my pleasure my dear! Can’t wait to meet her!
Tara @ Suburble says
I loved – and still love – Jane Fonda. Nobody can take those VHSes away from me!
Also, I love that your daughter made a Goonies reference. She’s A+ in my books.
The dresser is gorgeous, Shanna. I adore it! You did such a beautiful job.
Shanna says
Thank you so much Tara! If you lived closer we could do Jane Fonda together!
Shauna @ Satori Design for Living says
Such an amazing woman that Jane Fonda. No wonder she still looks the way she does! Gorgeous pink stripes!
SheilaG @ Plum Doodles says
The dresser turned out sooo pretty, Shanna. So sorry about the exercise-induced agony, but it did make a funny story. Hope you feel better soon. Oh, and just wait until you get my age and those days come with no exercise whatsoever. 🙂
Trish @ Uncommon Designs says
How beautiful… just stunning! Thanks for sharing with us this week at Monday Funday!
Take care,
Trish
Shanna says
Thank you Trish! Thank you for hosting!
Nita@ModVintageLife says
Oh…my gosh I adore this! Good for you…working out….it will get better and then you’ll feel great. But back to that dresser…it is so sweet!
Shanna says
Thank you Nita! Thank you as always for hosting!
Rachel Paxton says
I don’t remember any painful sneezes, but I’ve had my fair share of post-work-out-pain hiccup attacks. Definitely. the. worst. The dresser is fabulous, by the way! Thanks for linking up to Give Me the Goods!
Rachel @ Maison de Pax
Shanna says
Thank you Rachel! Thank goodness I did have any of those hiccup attacks. I don’t think I could have handled that!
Suzan says
I’m laughing out loud at your description of the ” morning after ” lol
But that’s one gorgeous makeover – really beautiful – they must be thrilled with it!!!!!!!
Now go do 50 sit ups LMHO
XOXOXO
Megan @ Homemade Ginger says
Oh my goodness, I love this! And I adore those handles. So cute!
Shanna says
Thanks so much Megan!
EC @ Crafts and the City says
OMG, I want that! It’s just so lovely!
Shanna says
Thanks so much!
Michele says
Pinned your sweet striped dresser! Love the heart chalk board accent too! I posted summer calk boards to Knick of Time!
Jeri says
Ridiculously cute! Looks like a lot of work…but worth it.
Shanna says
Thank you Jeri!
Melanie says
I love it. Do you think this style is juvenile or could a piece like this look in an adult room?
Shanna says
Thanks Melanie! I think if you have a great Shabby Chic room it would be perfect, child or no child!
Calista says
Very cute! Love the pink stripes. The new paint job shows off the dresser’s lovely legs. I am visiting from Kammy’s Korner link party.
Shanna says
Thank you Calista! Have a great weekend!
Ellya Brill says
This is so pretty! Thanks for sharing.
Ellya
@CuriositaEllya
brooke says
This is Beautiful! I love the Pink Stripes and the pink drawers, AHHH I just love it!!!! I would love for you to come link up at my paint party going on now!
http://startathome.blogspot.com/2013/07/paint-party-7.html
brooke
startathome.blogspot.com
Shanna says
Thanks so much Brooke! I linked to you!
Therena says
I love the vertical stripes! Gorgeous!
Shanna says
Thank you Therena!
Jeannie says
There is a lot to love about the pink dresser; the stripes, insides being painted, heart chalk board, pink arrangement on top… I really just love the whole photo. for what it’s worth
Shanna says
Thank you so much Jeannie!
Manda Wolf says
So pretty and sweet perfect for a little girl’s room.
Manda @ Our Wolf Den
Shanna says
Thanks Manda! I will try to take pictures once my niece’s nursery is all finished!
Jamie Koenig says
I love the aged look you gave it. I also like that you painted the inside pink.
Shanna says
Thank you so much Jamie! Have a good weekend!
Banba says
I’ve been here before through Pinterest! I love this blog. Love the pink stripes!
Great post! Thanks for sharing with us today at our Thursday Favorite Things Blog Hop. –
Shanna says
Thank you so much!
carissa says
love love this transformation. so talented!
Shanna says
Thank you so much Carissa!
Teresa says
Love the stripes! What type and color of paint did you use?
Shanna says
Thanks Teresa! I used Sherwin Williams Sweet Sixteen.
Karen Schulz says
I love love the redoux (visiting from that link up) – But I love more your commentary. I did not know that armpits could hurt!!!! But I actually laughed over your misery. I went scootering with my two boys – 2.5 hours and the last half an hour I was literally verbalising the pain I was in everytime my leg had to push again!!!
Shanna says
Lol! I don’t think think this body could handle scootering! Have a great weekend!
Sanghamitra says
This is gorgeous! Love those handles.
Thanks for sharing.
Hope to see you on my blog:)
Katherines Corner says
Love the stripes!!!Thank you for sharing at the Thursday Favorite Things hop xo
Shanna says
Thank you Katherine! Have a great weekend!
Paula says
The stripes are so fabulous. The piece looks amazing. This is such a wonderful and inspiring post. I would love it if you would share this post at our WIW linky party. Hope you can join us today!
Paula
ivyandelephants.blogspot.com
Shanna says
Thank you so much Paula! Have a great weekend!
Shanna says
Thanks Paula! I linked to you!
Marie@InteriorFrugalista says
What a pretty dresser – great job!
Anita says
So cute and I love pink!!
Shanna says
Thank you Anita! I love pink too!
Miss Kitty says
Lucky baby girl to have such an adorable piece of furniture in her nursery! Great job. I am pinning this darling dresser from the Pinterest Blitz party at Debbie and Ann’s.
Shanna says
Thank you Miss Kitty! We only have 17 days left until her due date!
Lauren says
What a transformation. I love the stripes. I would love it if you would share this on my new and improved link party that is going on now.
http://www.ifitsnotbaroquedesignblog.blogspot.com/
suburbsmama says
WOW! this is gorgeous! Love the pink stripes, ok, I officially want this in my house now. LOL.
If you get a chance, please link up to my linky party: http://suburbsmama.blogspot.com/2013/07/sunday-linky-18.html
Tanya says
Gorgeous redo Shanna! And your description of your post-workout suffering was awesome. You are not alone 🙂
xo, Tanya
Toodie says
This is how I see it…while it may be abuse to not feed your unnamed child, it is also abuse to not help a needy parent up a mountain while they are struggling. We have rights and you should demand yours be met! Alas, my children (who are now grown) will NOT be receiving a link to this post because they will then call each other and reminisce about “the day that mom rolled down the giant hill and didn’t succumb to instant death.” True. I completely and utterly feel your anguish.
Now on to the dresser. I LOVE LOVE LOVE the tranformation and I think you should be richly rewarded for doing such beautiful work. 🙂
Toodie says
Wait…I just saw in the comments that you did the lampshade too. Wow! I love it!
Bethany says
So cute!! Perfect touch for a nursery, absolutely love it 🙂
Shanna says
Thank you Bethany!
Marni @ Haberdashery Fun says
Saw this on Twitter and featured over at Tatertots and Jello. Really awesome.
Shanna says
Thank you Marni! Have a great week!
Amanda says
Love this! I’m normally not into pink (I’m a teal girl!) but you did such a great job, I’m totally into it 🙂
I would love it if you would link up at Martha Mondays, open now through Wednesday night!
http://www.watchoutmartha.net/2013/07/martha-mondays-link-up-party-features_28.html
~Amanda
http://www.watchoutmartha.net
Shanna says
Thank you Amanda! I love me some teal too! I just linked up with you!
Nita@ModVintageLife says
Featured this wonderful dresser today on Mod Mix Monday at Mod Vintage Life!
Shanna says
Thank you for featuring me Nita! Thank you as always for hosting!
Sharon @ Elizabeth & Co. says
Oh my goodness, that is one really cute dresser! … And I loved your story of post-workout pain! I’ve been there too and it’s not pretty!
Jann Olson says
So cute! Love the stripes and the color. So fun to have a new baby coming to your family. Your exercise story gave me a good laugh. Thanks for sharing with SYC.
hugs,
Jann
Patricia Ann says
Loved this post… to keep stripes from bleeding, you would put on tape, then paint the edges with white so if it bled, it would be white, then paint the pink stripes… would love a tutorial on the lampshade and would love to make some of those cute pink trees!
Katherines Corner says
I featured your makeover at Katherines Corner today xo
Shanna says
You are Awesome! Thank you Katherine!
Katie @ Upcycled Treasures says
LOVE this dresser, it’s so sweet! I just finished a kids dresser and did stripes on the sides so you must have somehow subconsciously inspired me 🙂
Shanna says
I love that we are psychic like that Katie! Can’t wait to see what we come up with next week!
CeCe says
Always love your makeovers when I see them on Mod Vintage Life…thought I needed to hop on over and tell you in person!
Shanna says
I love that you did CeCe! I hope you come back!
Hani says
Oh wow.. I love the stripes and pink.. Looks amazing!
Shanna says
Thanks Hani! Thank you for hosting!
andrea cammarata says
This is STRIPEALIVIOUS!!!!!! TFS!!!! Hugs…
Shanna says
Thanks Andrea! Love the word!
Holly- Cutie Pie Cottage says
When it’s still pretty with the drawers open, you deserve a hearty pat on the back! 😉
Great job!
(My body has never responded well to work outs. It’s power walking and swimming for me!)
Shanna says
Thanks Holly! Glad I’m not the only one who isn’t doing bootcamps these days.
WEST FURNITURE REVIVAL says
LOVE YOUR DRESSSER IT’S SO CUTE, REMINDS ME OF ICECREAM FOR SOME REASON. LOVE IT, I WOULD LOVE TO FEATURE IT, IF THAT WOULD BE OK PLEASE LET ME KNOW,
LAUREN
Elisha @ Pneumatic Addict Furniture says
Hey, I just saw this on West Furniture Revival! Congrats on the feature. We must party at the same places!
Shanna says
Great minds think alike my friend! I’m glad your joining our giveaway! Have a great week!
Kathryn Griffin @TheDedicatedHouse says
Love it! You will be one of the features tomorrow at the Anything Blue and Pink Friday party. Hope to see you again at the little soiree! Toodles, Kathryn @TheDedicatedHouse
Amy Hunt says
You did this for your family? Not only are you creative and entertaining you have a heart too! You’re just the complete package. What a wonderful site I have found. That came out gorgeous. Never will my children have to change my grandchildren (when they come, hopefully not to soon) on the same cheap, piece together products that they were. Ideas are appearing..keeping them coming please!
Erinn S says
I love how it still has its old charm and was not made into a completely new looking piece. I would love to be brave enough to tackle a fun restoration project 🙂 http://www.parentinghealthy.com/
Mariam Khan says
did u made those cute little tree .They r so cute
Shelly says
Hello, can you tell me where you got your drawer pulls from? I am going to restore my desk and those pulls are a lot more period appropriate than the ones it has now– right out of the 70s!
Thanks,
Shelly
Shanna says
Hi Shelly! I actually try to only buy pieces of furniture where they have all of their hardware. On the rare occasion that I need one I search on ebay, Etsy or House of Antique Hardware (online). Good luck!
Sonya says
Love the dresser but the story was hilarious. I can sooooooooooooo understand and empathize with your situation. Lol hope you never try that again lol. Tfs♡