Does it seem like everywhere you go right now, every woman you see is pregnant? It seems like there must be something in the water over in my neck of the woods because I am doing custom nursery projects out the ying yang! (Note to self: Do NOT drink the water). First, congratulations! Second, if you need a changing table, I can help… Third, if you need a snuggler for the baby, I can help there too. Fourth, I’m still not drinking the water!
The Unnamed Child babysat and dog sat all summer. She quickly realized that babysitting is hard work, and she feels that she should be making waaay more money per hour. She was reflecting on it and thinks dog sitting is much easier, and that she is never having children … only dogs and pigmy goats.
Oh, and she is also trying to talk me into a teacup pig. Currently, we have the three dogs and the cat, which I believe technically makes our home a zoo. It is constant chaos with someone always barking, wrestling, or throwing up. She is determined though, and she even made me a powerpoint presentation on all of the reasons why she should have a teacup pig: they can swim, be potty trained, and they don’t shed or bark. Did you also know that they can live up to 12-15 years? Do you know how many years she will have left living in my house? Two. So guess who would be taking care of a pig alone once she goes off to school?
Topher is even on board with this idea! So you can guess who the bad guy is!…